17/6/2000.
HI...
I AM SURE YOU PREFERRED TO LOOK AT THIS ARTICLE FIRST...ANYONE WOULD DO THE SAME...THE KIDS BECAUSE THERE IS DOG IN IT AND THE ADULTS... BECAUSE THERE IS SEX IN IT.
I MUST HOWEVER CONFESS THAT THIS IS NOT MY OWN PIECE BUT I HAVE COPIED IT FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AS I FOUND IT MOST HUMOROUS...ENJOY.

A DOG CALLED SEX

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him rover or rex... I called
mine SEX.... now sex has been very embarrassing to me... when I went to the municipal hall to renew the dog's license for sex... I told the clerk I'd like a license for sex... he said... "I would like to have
one too!".... then I said.... "she is a dog!"... he said he didn't care what she looked like... I said... "you don't understand... I had sex since I was 9 years old"... he replied... "you must have been quite a strong boy".

When I decided to get married.... I told the minister that I would like
to have sex at the wedding... he told me to wait until after the wedding was over... I said... "but sex has played a big part in my life and my life revolves around sex."... he said he didn't want to hear about my personal
life and would not marry us in his church... I told him everybody would like having sex at the wedding... the next day...we were married at the justice room of peace... my family is banned from the church then on...
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon...
I took the dog with me... when
we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me
and my wife and a special room for sex.... he said every room in the motel
is a place for sex...
I said... "you don't understand.... sex keeps me
awake at night"...the clerk said..."me too!"
One day I entered sex in a contest... but before the competition
began... sex ran away... another contestant asked me why I was looking around...
I told him that I was going to have sex in the contest... he said that I
should have sold my own tickets..."you don't understand!!!!.... I said...
"I hoped to have sex on TV!".... he called the show off....

When my wife and I separated.... We went to court to fight for custody
of the dog... I said...."your honor...I had sex before I was married...
but sex left me after I was married..." ...the judge said.... "me too!"
Last night... sex ran off again... I spent hours looking all over for
her... a cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4
o'clock in the morning... I said... "I am looking for sex"... my case comes up next Thursday...

Well... now I have been thrown in jail... been divorced... and had more
damn trouble with that dog that I ever foresaw...
why... just the other day when I went for my first session with my psychiatrist... she asked
me... "what seems to be the trouble?"...I replied... "sex has been my
best friend all my life... but now it has left me forever... I couldn't
live any longer... so lonely.." and the doctor said... "look mister.... you
should understand sex isn't a man's best friend...so get yourself a
dog."